This has been stolen from a friend of mine, so thank you John, it made me laugh all day.
Sir Bobby Charlton was on a tv show and was asked how he thought his team would have fared in the game against Iceland earlier this week. He replied that he thought the score would have been 1-0 to England.
The presenter a little taken aback said only 1-0 don’t you think you’d have done better than that?
well yes said Sir Bobby but most of us are in our 70’s now.